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10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving but Aren't...

1."Reach in and grab the gibblets."

2."Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

3."I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"

4."Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

5."Talk about a HUGE breast!"

6."And he forces his way into the end zone!"

7."She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

8."It's cool whip time!"

9."If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

10."It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

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Last update November 12, 2000