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"Right then" he says to his furry accomplices, "what are we drinking then?"
The cat says "I will have a gin and tonic, but I'm NOT PAYING!"
"Fine" says the man, "and what would you like Mr Ostrich?"
"I'll have an orange juice please" says the ostrich.
The next night the same bloke walks into the bar again, and sure enough, his two furry friends are with him again.
"Right then, what are you two drinking tonight?"
The cat says "I'll have a gin and tonic, but I'M NOT PAYING!"
"Fine" says the man "be like that."
"And what would you like Mr Ostrich?"
"I'll have an orange juice please."
So he orders the drinks.
Sure enough the guy comes in again the next night, and sure enough the same scenario is played out.
The barman is very curious by this time
"Why do you keep comimg in here with that nasty cat and that damn bird?" says the barman.
"Well, says the man, I was walking home last week, when this genie appeared from an alley. He said to me "You have lead a good life, so I am here to grant you one wish, anything you desire."
"So I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy."
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Last update November 12, 2000
