Once, Twice
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon
pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun
and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with him, telling him, "That was
an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
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1, 2000
