When Stacey returns with her mother, her friend is staring curiously into the vase. "Oh, those are my father's ashes," Stacey informs her new friend.
However, this startles her so that she drops the vase with a
"It's OK dear," the mother says. "The vase was just from Wal-Mart."
The new friend catches her breath enough to say, "But ... but your
husband's ashes..."
"Well," the mother says, "looks like he'll just have to get himself up
and get the ashtray from the kitchen from now on!"
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