Hemorrhoids

The makers of Preparation H, a well know treatment for hemorrhoids, today recalled all of their products from store shelves nationwide. Reports of tampering have surfaced and, upon investigation, officials have found evidence that someone has inserted a form of deadly poison into the products which, if used, will kill instantly.

Reports are just now beginning to trickle in however, it appears that thus far the tampered with Preparation H may be responsible for the deaths of at least a dozen....assholes.

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Last update June 23, 2004

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