Mohawk

The middle aged gentleman stopped in at a neighborhood tavern and was enjoying a drink at the bar when a young man with a huge multicolored mohawk took a seat next to him. He couldn't help but stare at the young man.

"Hey dude, what's your problem?" the mohawked man barked, clearly annoyed. "Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were young?"

Of course. That's the reason I was staring," the older man replied. "Once when I was young, I got really drunk and had sex with a peacock on dare; I couldn't help wondering if you were my son."

Page Information

Last update June 23, 2004

Designed by using